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Game Time
06.30.04 (5:10 am)   [edit]
Well there was a lot of speculation as to what was going to happen when the Red Sox came to New York to play the Yankees. I won't deny it, they spanked us in the first weeks of this season... everyone was having their way with us in the first weeks of the season. Three months later, we had not met them since... and what has gone down since then? We are soo in first place, its not funny... we have the best record in all of baseball right now. So what had to happen? The Sox had to come into NY last night and win the first game of the series to throw us off balance, IT WAS IMPERATIVE that they win, they needed to win... but they didn't. Nope they lost, wait... lets not say they lost, lets say they were beaten in typical Yankee style... as in they were stomped into the ground 11-3. I won't say they won't come back and win tonight, but i doubt it. I think we bruised their core, smashed their little hearts, they are going to have to bounce back something fierce in order to throw us off. Thats it, thats all goodbye!



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Part Deuce!
06.28.04 (6:28 am)   [edit]
This is going to be disgusting to an unmatched level, but i feel... since i am on a life-blog kick, that i must be honest. I may have to remove this post soon for my own sake!

So i went to the Yankee game yesterday and stuck to tradition by getting the famous Premio italian sausage, 2 of them, one hot and one sweet... lets skip over the whole game (we won) and go straight to this morning when i was conducting my daily morning ritual of dropping a deuce... Folks when i say disturbing i mean it... this was a three flusher, fuck a courtesy flush i had to add a post deuce flush just to clean up the "loose ends". Apparently the premio sausage went to town on my stomach, i by no means should have waited till morning to release these excrements, i mean it took so long that i didn't have time to take a shower... does anyone know what i am talking about... like you drop deuce, think you are done... wipe, then plop plop plop... they just keep coming out, i musta spoiled 3/4 a roll of TP. The fecal matter was relentless... i didn't know what was going on. When i came out i had to play it off like i took a shower i was in there for so long. My hypothesis is that the two sausages, sweet and hot, went into my stomach.. came back to life as rats or whatever meat was used in them, fought each other, then killed each other.. i mean something definitely died up in me. I don't know, i feel like i had a colonoscopy or something, not that i've ever had one to relate the feeling. Well all said and done, i'm a new man, much lighter on my feet. God bless matches and Ozium air neutralizer.
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Yankee Game
06.27.04 (3:10 pm)   [edit]
Its off to the game for me, after a pretty bad defeat to the Mets yesterday, we came back and beat them today 8-1. and now we will open up that can of whoop ass for a second time during the game of the week, and second game of the double header, at 8pm tonight! Woo Hooo!!!
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And yes the rest is far
06.26.04 (10:43 am)   [edit]
What a boring Friday night for the COLD one, what did i do, i slept, i made up for the 8 hours of cumulative sleep i amounted over last week. The yank game (subway series) got rained out so i was home free. What did i do then today? woke up way too early.. went to the bank, cause i misplaced my ATM card and can't retrieve funds the normal way, and went to the mall for some chicken teriyaki!! Hooray for chicken teriyaki, what would i do without that sludge? I could be on a plane right now to Milwaukee to see the band OURS but i stopped myself... the wildness was harnessed and under control for once. it was only 215 bucks round trip flight, why didnt i go??? i guess i dont need to get myself into anymore debt, not for that selfish of a reason. By the end of July i promise myself a random trip to anywhere, its my birthday month, and it is indeed a month long celebration. last year i went to see the deftones in myrtle beach, it was a solo mission and i was only there for 12 hours.. thats what i call a good time, get in and get the fuck out. this year will have to be not unlike that experience. Just gotta play my cards right.. anyone have any suggestions of a solo mission i can go on??? i do not rule out meeting up with people while i am out where ever i am, but travelling is definitely an alone thing... for people who know... its the only way to go somewhere. you dont waste time on anything. well lets get back to the little picture, what to do today, i already know im goin to Yankee stadium tomorrow night so whats in for me today? i should set up my ebay auctions, that is gonna creep up on me and i am going to have to scurry to get them ready to rock.. i have dave matthews band tickets for NJ, CT and NY(upstate) i have been slacking on ebay lately... poor username danktics gettin no love . Well my apartment is clean i cant do that.... thanks to my hunny bunny! i could sure as hell mess it up.. but thats no fun. i have two baseball mitts and just me! 2 balls of course! i dont know anyone around my town isn't that lame? i have no friends. all my highschool buddies are upstate , and my college buddies are on the Island or in brooklyn, queens, manhattan or Jersey. I sit my ass in white plains (NYC NORTH) by my lonesome doomed to start hitting the bottle or watching playboy all day. Fuck me!!!
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Comment This!
06.25.04 (12:11 pm)   [edit]
Memories scar right where you leave them,
And when we talk, do the restless show their sin
Lies cross my fantasies...
Is there a life for you and me
I taste the walk, it smells of lust and broken one man lonely roads. - Victor Califari

All these creative writers on Tblog have me jealous.
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The Useless Excuses
06.25.04 (6:44 am)   [edit]
Well with the Euro cup fever having subsided, i can go back to my other life.. that of being a Yankee fan. They have been doing very well, i wasn't paying attention at all and they are still pulling off their wins and are in first place with the best record in baseball. Now we have a homestand and against these pieces of elephant feces we call the New York Mets, mind you they are from New York, but they still suck ass like a hoover. Lets give them some credit, they are almost at .500! We should make mince meat out of them easily enough. Then we have this series against a team called the Boston Red Sox, who have had the grace of playing us in our weak stage of the season, when everyone was counting us out... that was before we started bitch slapping teams just for living. I look forward to that, i will be in there like swim wear. As for this series against the mets i think i am only going on Sunday... i am still trying to not look into going to Minneanapolis tomorrow (did i spell that right?) I want to see a lil band called OURS, and i am notorious for the overnight trip to a distant state. We'll see, i'd have to leave tomorrow morning and be back in time for the Yankee game on Sunday. hmmmm.

Whats going on with dumblondegirl, she has disappeared and her blog is down. CINDY!!! Anyway i think i will make a temporary effort to blog about what i do in my day to day life for a change... i don't want to bore the pants off anyone but it seems to be what everyone else is doing... i usually opt to rant about stupid stuff that amuses me, i think i will try to rant about my so called life!

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England vs. Portugal
06.24.04 (6:59 am)   [edit]
LETS GO ENGLAND!!!! 2:45PM ET TODAY!!!!!


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Beauty and the brains: The England captain David Beckham talks to coach Sven-Goran Eriksson during the team's training session ahead of their Euro 2004 quarterfinal match against Portugal, set to take place on Thursday in Lisbon.
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Euro Cup Fever
06.23.04 (5:05 am)   [edit]
I really don't know what has come over me, since when am i such a soccer fanatic.. oh yeah the past "my whole life" and more specifically the past few years as far as following english soccer on TV. Is it treason that i don't give a rats ass about U.S. soccer, i mean i wouldn't back them in the world cup if you paid me to. Is it similar to being a yankee fan and living in Florida? i mean sure you live there but your heart is in NY... is my heart in Manchester, England? Should i follow my heart?.. i at least should go shake hands with the fukker no? This england trip is long overdue, i have been talking about it, but its gonna be a pretty penny! This Euro cup has me leaving work to go home and watch pay per view, screaming at the top of my lungs like a mad man in my apartment... i wonder what the neighbors think. Its not an option, i'll stay late just to take that extended lunch to watch the game. Shit, on thursday England plays Portugal, the hosts of the euro cup... this is mayhem.. my heart never pounded so hard, not at the world series, not at anything... its crazy... i know some europeans find their way into my blog, do you guys understand what i'm talkin about? Can you tell me what it is thats wrong with me? OY!!!!
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Celebration amoung men
06.22.04 (4:36 am)   [edit]

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June 21 (Bloomberg) -- Wayne Rooney scored twice as England beat Croatia 4-2 to advance to the quarterfinals of soccer's European Championship.

Thats it thats all, thats all there is!@
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Dumblonde University
06.21.04 (10:36 am)   [edit]
http://store.99dogs.com/dumbblonde/

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Thanks to Saint
06.20.04 (1:33 pm)   [edit]
I guess i am doomed

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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DFP 8 BeastieBoys
06.20.04 (7:27 am)   [edit]
So here is another adventure of mine, front row dysfucntional family picnic... beastie boys, cypress hill.... there were other bands but who cares about them.
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Was i or was i not hanging with cypress hill hmmm...
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Thanks to DBG
06.17.04 (5:55 pm)   [edit]
Just as i suspected!

Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!


How grammatically sound are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
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England Victory!!!
06.17.04 (10:16 am)   [edit]

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COIMBRA, Portugal, June 17 (Reuters) - Two goals from 18-year-old striker Wayne Rooney, the youngest scorer in European Championship history, helped England to a 3-0 win over Switzerland on Thursday.

Rooney struck in the 23rd and 75th minutes to put England back on course to reach the Euro 2004 quarter-finals after the frustration of their 2-1 defeat by France on Sunday when two late Zinedine Zidane goals deprived them of victory.

Midfielder Steven Gerrard added a third in the 82nd minute as the Swiss capsized in the second half after right back Bernt Haas was sent off on the hour for a second yellow card.

Rooney headed home his first goal from a Michael Owen cross but owed a little to fortune with his second, his powerful drive striking a post and bouncing into the net off the back of Swiss keeper Joerg Stiel's head. England join France, who play Croatia later, on three points at the top of Group B. Switzerland, who had a player sent off for the second match in a row, have one point and are on the brink of elimination.
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Tblog Renaissance
06.17.04 (4:44 am)   [edit]
For me at least, i am going to have to stay out of T-Blurt for quite some time, for the most part... unless i see DBG in there. That place is driving me bonkers! I am gonna have to take it back to basics, just write my aimless rants and do my commenting... it will have to suffice.

I indeed came up with an appropriate nickname for my coworker, he will now be known as Shahman, which is a play on some old school ebonics; Shit Yea Man= (Shit+Yea=Shya) + (Shya+Man= Shyaman or Shahman!) SO Shahman drove me to the post office one day, cause i am licenseless for an undisclosed amount of time, he and i should apparently switch roles as he is not worthy of the precious new york state license. He is admittedly not too comfortable driving and i think his exact words were "in my country we never drive this fast because there are too many cars and people" well fuck me why don't you, have you ever driven with 2 feet, he does.. its like nothing i have ever seen. left foot on brake, right foot on gas.(note there is no clutch) and when he drives it looks like those saturday night live drivers.. you know how they pretend to be driving and have to like rotate the steering wheel constantly, though they are driving straight... yea thats him. We made a left out of the post office, i mean a sharp left, into oncoming traffic.. apparently he is like zoolander and can't turn left. so we are rocking the oncoming lane, being the cool cat i am i didn't say nothing nor flinch, i just was more curious to see if my life was going to end in this ridiculous fashion. After a loud honk he got us back in to our lane.. all i could do was let out that hysterical chuckle, kinda like dr. marvin in the movie What about Bob? So shahman proceeds to floor it and i just kinda start wondering what year they started using airbags... hmmm definitely not in 1978 when this buick was made! Fuckin A so i get back to the office, turns out another coworker has had a similar experience with shahman on the highway, he actually had to grab the wheel while shahman was driving... not cool at all, picture this in a funky accident "haha i haven't been driving for that long" Thanks for telling me numbnuts. Ass etch A etch!

Scuba where you been?
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Real Post
06.16.04 (6:46 am)   [edit]
I guess its time i posted something of a higher quality that my usual posts, maybe not. Its just that often i can't think of anything worthwhile to write about... actually i still can't, but... we did get this new guy here at work. He doesn't so much take hamster boys place, but he is turning out to be quite the riot, he is an Indian guy so his accent is real heavy, he hasn't been in the states for that long so his english isnt tip top... its funny as hell thats for sure. So first story about him, i haven't come up with a name for him yet so bear with me. But his last name is Shah, .. S H A H, i was in the office when this other dude i work with was trying to get the spelling of his last name. when he says "S" it comes out like "ass"... and when he says "H" it comes out like "etch" HA!, over the intercom it was ridiculously funny... "how do you spell your last name ?" ... "ass, etch, A , etch" (SHAH) we immediately were in tears.. " what did you say?"
.... "ass etch..." "Ass itch?"..... "yes, ass etch A etch" "ass itch?" "yes ass etch" LOL nevermind.
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Ruuud!!!
06.16.04 (4:32 am)   [edit]
The salvation for 'Orange' came in the 81st minute as Ruud van Nistelrooy received the ball from Andy van der Meyde who crossed from the right wing. Van Nistelrooy got past his defender and put his foot against the ball which went past Kahn for the equalizer.

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Beckham
06.15.04 (11:54 am)   [edit]
"When I've missed one before in the past, whether for Manchester United or England, I've always said that I'll carry on doing it.

"I'm confident enough to overcome anything and carry on. There's always pressure taking penalties, whether it's on the Hackney Marshes (in London) or in the World Cup final," Beckham said. "I'll put myself up again and take another one."

England coach Sven-Goran Eriksson has no problems with Beckham taking penalties.

"If David feels that he doesn't want to do it any more, then we will pick someone else," Eriksson said on Monday. "But if he feels that he is still the best, then he will carry on. I don't have any worries about him."

Thats my boy Becks!!!

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Past or Present?
06.15.04 (11:03 am)   [edit]
Its definitely not this way anymore... i personally think i am a good cook, and a great cleaner... do i do that stuff though?


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I may cry, COME ON ENGLAND!!
06.14.04 (5:32 pm)   [edit]
I am seriously near tears... its passionate, its the passion, its the love of the game.. its got a hold of me.. I gotta say this.. Beckham, you played a hell of a game, Gerrard, you to ... you play for England for a reason.. no human is perfect, mistakes happen and luck doesn't always fall our way... We Are Human it is ok to show emotion. We still got'em ... next game boys, next fucking game!

David Beckham consoles Steven Gerrard. Both players have taken responsibility for England's defeat against France.

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Deep in injury time on Sunday night, Gerrard underhit a back pass toward goalkeeper David James. French striker Thierry Henry ran onto it and was tripped as he rounded James and earned France a penalty. Zinedine Zidane converted the spot kick.

"I didn't see Thierry and I gave a bad pass, but these things happen," Gerrard said.

"I can promise the fans I will make up for it and I'm glad it happened in the first game and so I have a chance to do that. We're not out of the tournament.

"Hopefully I have only cost us one game and I will bounce back. We are all rallying round each other because we all win together and we all lose together."
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In similar fashion..
06.14.04 (4:28 pm)   [edit]
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"i was bloody drunk i swear it.. i didn't know it was a cat, i thought it was a lil pug"
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Hardy Har Har
06.14.04 (7:41 am)   [edit]
I don't condone this type of behavior, but this is funny.
Wait a minute why am i throwing a disclaimer on chickens.

i like to call this "Bitch, what i tell you about that shit!"

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New song
06.14.04 (5:21 am)   [edit]
OURS again in typical kick ass fashion... "here is the light" Are you hooked yet...

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SummerJam
06.14.04 (4:53 am)   [edit]
So here go the pics, in typical fashion i found myself front row center for Hot 97 Summer Jam featuring 50 cent and G unit, R Kelly, Kanye West, Jadakiss, yada yada yada so on and so forth... I really don't do hip hop concerts... this was just for fun i guess, i was gonna crowd surf but i don't know how the majority of the crowd would have felt about experiencing the first crowd surfer ever at a hip hop concert, i duno how black people handle crowd surfers... i may have ended up having a wonderful time surfing... but i probably woulda ended up butt naked with exception of a couple sharpie tags, bruises and black eyes from people who's do rag got caught up with my pony's.. i could hear them now "this nigga is crazy, fucking up my hair and shit :::BASH:::!!

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Good Luck England!
06.13.04 (10:24 am)   [edit]
Beckham and co. I know you guys can take France. I'm off to drink my self silly watching the EURO CUP 2004!!

BECKHAM!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks Kraze
06.11.04 (10:42 pm)   [edit]
Look at me big pimpin

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[krazedones blog]http://krazedone.tblog.com[]

How do i do the nifty link thing?
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Help
06.11.04 (7:59 pm)   [edit]
i need stuff to fill in my side bars... DBG i know you are good at making stuff... Krazed you to! Anyone else who can help, it would be much appreciated.
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You can find me here
06.11.04 (7:18 pm)   [edit]
If you ever go to a concert that i'm at.. say a deftones or slipknot,,, maybe korn concert.. you can catch me crowd surfing... I love itits a rush!!

Has anyone ever surfed the crowd? I did at woodstock 99 and countless concerts after that... hmm were you at woodstock 99?

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Feel This
06.11.04 (6:52 am)   [edit]
What happened to butterflies in the stomach.. i haven't felt them in so long!
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All Hail Ray Charles
06.10.04 (12:03 pm)   [edit]
1930-2004
R.I.P.
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Reaganator on soft sharpies
06.10.04 (9:14 am)   [edit]
See i had originally posted Say Hello Part 1 last night, but i decided to delete the entry, why? because i got real New York on that ass, i dropped like 7 F bombs without even taking notice, talk about a potty mouth, i mean i know i have a disclaimer on my bog but shit, that truckers mouth entry would have hitler bending at the knees saying uncle. If i think about how many F bombs i drop in one day i get dizzy, light headed and parched. My swear jar would have to be a 64 gallon oil drum.

Ok next topic, in honour of Reagan.....Reaganomics.. something i wrote about like 5 times in college .. If i recall correctly it had a few points to it, reduce government spending, reuce marginal tax rates on income from both stuff and stuff... capitol, labor and whatnot, reduce regulation, and reduce inflamation , i mean inflation by grabbing money supply by the nuts, and of course breast reduction. A whole lotta reductions. This was supposed to increase savings and embezzlement, increase the economic broccoli, balance the check book, restore financial stores and reduce inflation and interest rates. In other words tax cuts give businesses more power to expand, creating more factories and whatnot, creating more jobs in the end... bitch and moan if you will but it worked the second time around also. reliving those trickle down years we missed soo desperately.. HOOVER ::cough cough:: it all makes sense, strengthen the economic base, strengthen the whole structure... the man was a genious and it wasn't hard. Mcdonalds doesnt have to pay taxes, ok mcdonalds takes that extra money and opens new restaurants... simple! more jobs.. Bloomie understands it. I think Reagan is the reason we are the economic power house we are today, i mean his ball wasn't moving soo fast, but he is the one that put the ball on the ground for it to start rolling at all... clinton and bush had this ball roll upon them that had years of illusionary recession pushing prominently behind it, an easy thing to speed up and make look good... it was like being a director and finding tom hanks in an alley one day, cleaning him up and putting him in a movie where he acts like a retard called gump, its easy and the actor you have is gonna do the work for you. Wait this is boring... lets just have a moment of silence for the man shalll we...






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Thanks to Saint
06.10.04 (4:42 am)   [edit]
By the way.. very fitting for me, and my movie is soo much cooler than alllllll of yours, especially yours saint... with your family flick!

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Fight Club!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by Quizilla
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Say Hello Pt2
06.10.04 (4:30 am)   [edit]
Ra Ra Ra finally cracked the top 100 Yadayadayada, about friggin time ummm goodbye!
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Yankees win.... AGAIN
06.09.04 (6:18 pm)   [edit]
how do i put it???

The Yankees won their 12th straight interleague game, the longest streak in the majors since AL vs. NL regular-season play began in 1997.

Derek Jeter returned from a three-game absence to hit a go-ahead home run in the seventh inning, and the New York Yankees overcame the loss of starter Kevin Brown by rallying past the Colorado Rockies 7-5 Wednesday night.

Bernie Williams and Gary Sheffield homered as New York came back from an early 5-0 hole.

The Yankees won when trailing by at least four runs for the sixth time this season; they did not do it once last year.

This is what it looks like .. when the sandman puts you to sleep, thanks to my cybershot cam... and umm baltimore, i know i know outdated pic... how many times do you want me to go to the stadium.. jeez i can't drink like a fish every night. Yes Yankee Stadium = drink like a fish. This was last week. Same shit different day, what do you want from me... look at the standings... SAINT!!!

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Cardia
06.09.04 (9:18 am)   [edit]
New song for today.. its called stars by the band Cardia

Check them out

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Blogging for Dollars
06.09.04 (7:46 am)   [edit]
These blurbs came in an email i received today:

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
them?

If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If a pit bull humps your leg you’d better fake an orgasm.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you’ll be right.

The easiest way to find something that’s lost is to buy a replacement.

How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it’s still there?

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people. (HERE HERE TO THIS ONE)

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand
up and say, 'My name is Curt, and I am an alcoholic?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Since this blog is soo lame, ill add this, yea you know what time it is...

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Black dude playing bagpipes
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My tuesday night
06.08.04 (8:32 pm)   [edit]
well i played soccer again... it was wayyy too hott for that but i am devoted, gotta get ready for the real deal season you know.... went and bought a car cover for my altima, that is sitting pretty in mint condition, just waiting for me to have a license. Watched the shield.. the best show on TV.. i feel traumatized after every episode. I also caught some of the Yank game as we won on autopilot, staying ahead of SAINTS's gay ass redsox, who are lucky to be contenders. The new dell is treating me ok.. still mad about being blacklisted from hot blogs, thinking about going to the Yank game tomorrow, wondering why elusive is playing so elusive... he he he, and i am ready for bed. The End
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New Song
06.08.04 (7:32 am)   [edit]
This song is "meet me in the tower" acoustic by the one and only OURS!! can't fake the funk on these guys.
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Dell is in
06.07.04 (8:19 am)   [edit]
Dude has receiveth the delleth and it is good
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Soccer players
06.07.04 (6:31 am)   [edit]
are allowed to just walk around shirts off sweaty and have any hair style we want. Gotta cater to the traffic of women that i have going through here ya know?

If i had pics of hott chicks everywhere... how would i get girls to come in and visit my page?? My sheer wit and looks alone won't do it!
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Ruuud!!!
06.07.04 (6:23 am)   [edit]
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Ruud van Nistelrooy has been angered by persistent rumours in the UK and Spanish press that he is bound for Real Madrid or Barcelona.

United's Dutch striker has made the point on several occasions that he wants to remain a United player, but says ceaseless speculation has caused some fans to believe there is no smoke without fire.

Ruud, 27, condemned the reports as lies, a fabrication that he suspects has emanated from Spain.

"I'm absolutely furious that so many lies have been written about me going to Madrid that the Manchester United fans are genuinely concerned I'm going," Ruud told the Sunday Mirror.

"I don't know where the rumours began to manifest themselves but I suspect they came from Spain. When the fans start to believe it, that worries me.

"Where do people get off with this rubbish? There is absolutely no foundation to the story. There isn't a grain of truth in it.

"I tried to allay the fears of the fans by holding a public press conference but when the pizza man makes a delivery to my house and writes a note inside the box pleading with me to stay, it's gone too far.

"And I want to make it clear once and for all that the Manchester United fans have nothing to worry about. I'm going nowhere, end of story."
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Kudos
06.05.04 (11:00 am)   [edit]
Look what my blonde dream girl made for me!!!!!! new header!!!! dumblondegirl is my hero :::sigh:::

Ok i'm gonna go do something manly, now that i sounded like a highschool cheerleader. Kinkos rules!!! until my dell comes that is.
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Away for the weekend??? Maybe
06.04.04 (12:20 pm)   [edit]
So my dell isn't coming till like tuesday, which is torturous... what i will do without a comp this weekend i do not know, its not like i'm going away or anything, i will be in my apartment.. sitting there, wishing i was rotting away behind the computer. Grrr, i'll have to find something interesting to do with myself, not that i am the type to just stay inside on the computer... but i do like to waste away the wee hours of the night before i go to bed on here. And this whole Tblog thing is turning into my latest craze, hey its better than surfing porn sites... though i may have to squeeze that in every now and then, just kidding... or am i. well lots of yankee games to keep me occupied, i'm sure i'll head down to the stadium at least once this weekend. Ughh someone help me set up my other website, i can't get it off the ground... its just sitting there under construction... and i have so many songs and funny videos and news stories that i want to post... not to mention the tons and tons of pics i have and need to post. davewhoie.com I guess i need microsoft frontpage or something, or just a really handy friend that can do these things. Oh well one day it will be launched and i will be ever so delighted!!

Later Gators.

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New song on my Blog
06.04.04 (9:19 am)   [edit]
This is Ours covering Bohemian Rhapsody.. Jimmy Gnecco is the lead singer and he has a song coming out on the Spiderman 2 Soundtrack called someone to die for...
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What to do
06.04.04 (7:15 am)   [edit]
i am supposed to hold out seeing harry potter till at least tomorrow, i don't think i will though... i have a yearly potter date on opening night, but tonight she can't make it cause she is working... hows it go??? oh yea, you snooze you lose, HA!. i gotta see it on opening night, its like getting the deftones album on its first day in the stores... must do it.

Everyone know what time it is???? thats right... Black dude playing bagpipes.

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Thanks to blondebondgirl
06.04.04 (4:22 am)   [edit]
Its good to find out that my worst trait is everything about me, which is just as i suspected.

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates anine
your best quality ispeople envy you
your worst quality iseverything about you
this is becauseyoure true to yourself
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!
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Four tools and a Box
06.03.04 (11:00 am)   [edit]
So for my revenge on Hamster boy i pulled a real dirty one, a "sons a dickhead" move. I couldn't help myself though. Ok one day i was on a starbucks run, of course tool box doesn't drink coffee or cappucino, he wants hot chocolate, with no milk ... cause he is a hamster. NO just kidding, because he is lactose intolerant. so what did i do, i forgot. yup, i forgot he was lactose intolerant. i gave him a "lethal" dose of good ol whole milk... i am lactose intolerant also so i know the drill, i just take it like a champ and dont really react that badly to it, but... i do know that you get the soupy poopy and the gurgle farts if you take in the right amount of the good stuff. so i hit him off with the soupy poopy potion, and sure enough, hamster boy was lacing the place with the potent SBD farts (silent but deadly) i guess it was worth it, watching him do the leaky cheeks walk to the bathroom like he was sporting the turtle head. You all know what the turtle head is right??? This is disgusting... no wonder i am number one on the cold blogs list!!!
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Dude
06.03.04 (7:05 am)   [edit]
I'm getting a Dell. It should be here tomorrow, so i can kickstart my blog... Yanks won last night, i was at the game... figure this out, we were down 5-0 in the first... we only had 3 hits all game, we also had 3 errors, yet we won 6-5. Its called Yankees Baseball folks, best record in the league and rollin... we can't play boston soon enough. This is the first year i am actually paying attention to other teams, just to see how it affects the Yanks. Its a craze, i have nothing better to do now that English Soccer is over for the season, though the Euro Cup is coming up soon. My head hurts.

Shout out time.... Blondie and J, Blondie and J,Blondie and J.... my favorite blogs in the world. Keep on writing yall, even if my wastefull blog isn't keepin up, i still read yours!! Scuba, Bond, Kraze, you to! I have another Fav. but she went away :(
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