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Blackanese Defined

03.05.04 (10:16 am) [edit]

Ahh yes, the undying question... What is blackanese??
Yea i used to tell people that i am black and Japanese mix, thats why i am soo handsome.( :wink: ) Well the Comedian/Actor Chris Tucker turned me on to the term Blackanese. You guessed it, Black and Japanese. So with this in mind... i used to go on, day by day realizing that hmmm sometimes i wake up craving some chicken and Old E,... Other days i crave some sushi and Sake. Yes it is all very clear to me, i am not 50%black and 50% Japanese... its a fluctuating ratio.. sometimes i wake up 51% black, 49% Japanese and vice versa. So for a while my head would hang down with the looming thought that no matter what i eat, i will only be at most 51% satisfied, not the 100% i yearn for. This went on for a while until one day at the mall i was sitting at the food court eating. I stopped, looked around confused... what is this feeling... i feel... 100% satisfaction right now, i feel whole, i feel serenity, i feel as safe as a joey in a marsupial pouch. Why??? I looked down at my food...
Gasp... Eureeka!!! CHICKEN TERIYAKI!!!! Best of Both Worlds.

posted by: fotocali (reply)
post date: 03.05.04 (10:35 am)

Is you a he or is you a she? Is you is or is you aint? Wow. Seriously, one of the most interesting genetic mixes I've seen - it worked very well on this guy - was a guy who was "blackanese." Me and my friends were watching this waiter and we had to ask him. Black and japanese. That's what we thought, and he told us we were right. ..hey, did you ever live in california.. are you a guy... were you ever a waiter???

posted by: coldtones (reply)
post date: 03.05.04 (10:45 am)

Hysterical, yea i'm a guy that has only been to Cali once, during that time i was a waiter though... just kidding maybe you saw Tiger Woods before he was famous

posted by: Spaz (reply)
post date: 03.05.04 (10:46 am)

That actually made me laugh, since I like teriyaki too. xD

posted by: Ari (reply)
post date: 03.05.04 (9:15 pm)

lol, thats fabby. I'm Bookmarkign yoU!