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| Life with no Pisser |
| 03.08.04 (9:03 am) [edit] |
It all started on Tuesday, the 2nd of March... the contractors came into my apartment to begin what was going to be a 3 or 4 day process. They were to redo my entire bathroom, pipes and all, because apparently the lady downstairs was getting dripped on in her bathroom. I hope it wasn't the dreaded feces rain you hear about so often. Ok so i had not even met these guys who were working in there, i am always at work before they get there and they leave before i get home. I do know that they have stripped me of my defecation and urination liberties. Good thing my mother lives 4 floors up, or this asshole would be a mess. Imagine waking up at 4 in the morning after a night of wine topped off with tea, you have to piss like a racehorse and there is no place to piss. That KFC cup looks mighty tempting. (did i do it? what do you think) To top that off, all the dry wall they have been cutting has left a sheet of dust all over my apartment, its like walking into Bates Motel. The dudes are cool though, i woke up to them on Saturday morning, a couple Mexican guys... for stereotypical purposes we will call them Jose and Juan, i don't discriminate (refer to Blackanese defined blog) so for this blog i will go by the name Yoshi Jackson. anyway if i had a porn collection these dudes woulda found it, they removed all the contents of my closet to get to some piping. I have built a certain amount of trust for the dudes though, i mean i leave all my valuables and collectibles in the apartment (there is alot of stuff) and they leave their pork rinds overnight,... i don't fuck with their rinds, they don't fuck with my stuff. its a wonderful relationship. Maybe tomorrow morning i will leave a 12 pack of coronas in the bathroom on ice... either it will act as incentive and my bathroom will get done quicker, or they will get loaded, forget to regulate the water pressure on the flusher, and the first time i drop a deuce i am gonna get a water gush so far up my ass that i won't ever need my colon cleansed. Maybe i'll hold off on the beer. I'll update!
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WHAT I CAN LOOK FORWARD TO
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posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 03.08.04 (10:28 am)
Your entry cracked me up! I think the corona's are a good idea ;)
posted by: Ari (reply)
post date: 03.10.04 (7:00 pm)
at least you weren't in traffic.
i was on a bus with a bunch of my droogs the past summer, and the guys really had to pee. no where was to be found. so, we gave them so water bottles. Well, first went bri bri, and he pissed allover the seat, being as he had bad aim. alex, my best feriend, only had one hand, on account the other was in a cast, so He called on his darlin' best friend [ me] to hold the bottle for him. no THAT was a site. He was good at aiming though. then, was greggo, who just did it out the window on an onpassing car. Ahh the things you can get away with when your 14 =D
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