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| insanity plea |
| 04.22.04 (9:11 am) [edit] |
Every now and again me and my friends write mass emails to each other with no good in mind, just fun, here is the latest sample.
Some of us sit behind a computer for most of the day, a job; an air conditioned in the winter,heat on in the summer Office. Its a nice place here, behind a computer... we can sit and enjoy the endless miles of internet terrain, with occasional speed bumps in the form of database work and internet porn. What can you do? If it weren't for foxnews.com and craigslist.newyork.org , I don't think I would have a good day.... well that's not necessarily true, I could work on the sacred art form: Nutsweatus Handtohandus, otherwise known as the Ball Sweat Handshake. I got you didn't I, you want to know don't you... what is the Ball Sweat Handshake? (for all intensive purposes we will call it BSH, pronounced BISH) Well here yall go, its that thank you pal, that great job today, that I love working with you show of care. Its for that person you love having as a coworker because he or she gives you that certain amount of annoyance that you just could not live without. BSH Its for that person who just doesn't pack the manjuice, BSH its for that cafeteria worker who served you up Cream of Fetus. BSH Its for all the heffers out there who give good head to make up for the hairy mole on their cheek,BSH its for that toolbox you work with that doesn't mind his p's and q's and looks like a hamster,BSH its for that guy who wears sunglasses at the bar or club, its for ... you know what I think you guys get the point who its for, lets get to the cultivation. BSH This is not for the free hanging boxer wearers, this is for the boxer brief boys from Biloxi, you gotta make it count, ... you ever just find yourself hand on nuts, chillen?? Joe Pig knows what I'm talking about can I get an Amen, Joe? (Classic hand on balls kinda guy) Make it happen, sit cross legged for 15 minutes while reading your choice of material... then just grope those fukkers, its that easy.. Oh yea the moisture, its an ingenious ploy to show appreciation., Now just seek and destroy, Go find that guy or gal who is so deserving and PLOW! put her there folks.
Sorry girls, I don't really know what your equivalent is, sharing is caring , someone let us know.
Oh yea I am strapped with the purell hand sanitizer, so be easy.
Just kidding everyone.
Beep Beep Fukkers
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posted by: J (reply)
post date: 04.22.04 (9:44 am)
LOL this was so funny. hey i see u put up a new pic too over on the right?? cool..
posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 04.22.04 (11:39 am)
Boys are gross.
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