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| A Hamstrocity |
| 04.27.04 (6:16 am) [edit] |
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So yesterday Toolbox left work early with the sniffles, feel better hamster boy, alot of calls to make tomorrow, "ok, hey you need a ride tomorrow morning?" sure toolbox, ill call you in the morning. The chain of events that follow are all a result of his toolboxiousness. i call hamy this morning, "oh hey dave, yea make sure you tell the boss ill be making calls from my house and going to a networking event afterwards" Whaaaat? Ok thanks you toolbox fucking hamster, i'm gonna figure out a way to work, click. So now i'm late right, no prob call a cab be there in 20minutes, smooth and quick right?, Wrong, i'm sitting in this fucking cab cursing the hamsters name when i feel something cold on my ass, i look.. oh it must be these metal seatbelts... they are just cold against by butt. Yea i get out of the car, my ass is like an oasis.. i think algae started reproducing and scores of pelicans were lining up behind me for a drink. What i sat in, i don't know. my ass is soaked. i've never had swamp ass this early on in the day i don't know what to do... wait yes i do.................... ok i just lined my undies with that quilted, quicker picker upper, bounty. i feel dry, but i cant sit down. this is horrible. And you know all the horrible thoughts going through my head about what it is.. i mean its a creepy cab, what if some feces clad undertaker spilt his manjuice in the back seat and now i sat in it, thats manjuice entirely too close to my virgin asshole, ahhh i'm sorry i have to go.
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posted by: ladybean (reply)
post date: 04.27.04 (6:19 am)
Omgoodness when you see him beat his a##. I'd be pissed. I'm sorry your day sucked. Hope tomorrow's a better day. and remember.. beat his a@@!(or at least rip him a new one, eh?)
posted by: username (reply)
post date: 04.27.04 (7:09 am)
who's the dude with the water bottle
and sexy abs??
~you seem mad~
.....i think you need a lil hug!
*hug*
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 04.27.04 (7:50 am)
Reply to: username
That would be Ruud Van Nistelrooy, star player for the biggest sports franchise team on the planet, Manchester United Football Club (Soccer)
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 04.27.04 (8:44 am)
Reply to: ladybean
Thanks, yea i dunno if i'd want to anger that beast of a cab driver though
posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 04.29.04 (3:52 am)
Ew. Did it leave a weird stain? That sucks!
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