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| When pipe dreams strike |
| 05.26.04 (5:37 am) [edit] |
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If i said last night was amazing it would be the understatement of the year. It started like a normal Tuesday evening. I got off work and went over to the soccer fields to play some ball, only when i arrived... i noticed that everyone there was a girl, beautiful girls, amazing hott beautiful girls everywhere. I asked,, Hey what happened to the usual bunch of guys that get together here to play pick up soccer every week. They responded in high pitch with random giggling.."they don't play here anymore, its just us now... we usually dont let guys play with us but we can make an exception just this once." Wow, i was thinking to myself that death must be calling because this type of shit only happened to me in college. so we started playing 11 vs 11 soccer, and i was like wait a minute wait a minute, i can't tell who is on my team... you all over there, yea... take your shirts off, you are skins. They listened. so it was me and 10 girls versus 11 girls in sports bras... we played for about 30 mins and decided to take a break . it was really hot out so the girls on my team were like "hey, sports bra team... take off your sports bras and be skins... we'll be sports bras... oh Dave you are the only guy so it doesnt matter what you do." This was a true statement. we started playing again and i was really doing shitty, all these titties bouncing around everywhere were fucking me all up, i couldn't play defense... i always thought if i was too aggressive they might think i was coping a feel, thats until one of the chicks said " hey Dave, suck it up pussy and play some D, whats the matter can't take on a couple girls....?" Thats when it started raining chocolate, we kept playin as well as we could but it really started coming down, we were sliding all over the field, running into each other... it was a real mess, all the girls thought it was funny and kept giggling and stuff. well skins were up 2-1 and we were about to call it a day, the chocolate rain had stopped and we were all sweaty and covered in chocolate... i said.. "you know i figured all your guys's boyfriends would just be here watching you all play since you know... you get half naked and stuff." They were like " boyfriends?... we are all lesbians." They all pranced away giggling more than ever and went over by the hose... " Dave can you hose us off, all this chocolate is getting really sticky." It was getting late but i figured what the hell, so i started spraying water on them... thats when the shorts and cleats came off, and this weird music came out of what seemed to be the sky, i looked to my left and saw snoop dog and he winked at me. They started wiping each other down and dancing to the music all sensual and shit, i yelled" hey what the fuck, i need to get clean to ya know!" so Bambi and Fifi ran over and grabbed the hose from me they started spraying me down and some of the girls came over to help while the rest started making out and touching each other. Thats when Snoop came over to me and said "you like this right" i was like fuck yea.. he said " if i snap my fingers all these girls will turn straight and not be lesbians anymore" i said " straight and not lesbians" he said "yes straight, not lesbians" i said "just with a snap of your fingers?" he said " yes just like that" i said " can you make it rain chocolate again?" he said "yea dog, no problem" then i asked " can you make half of them straight and the other half lesbians?" he said " fo shizzle my nizzle" the i said " can you just make them all bi-sexual?" he said" no doubt kid".... Thats when i woke up soaking wet... Pipe dreams, David.... Pipe dreams.
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posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 05.26.04 (4:28 pm)
hmm... a chocolate rain sounds really good right now. Can I live in your world for awhile? *thinks about all the carbs and changes her mind* ;)
posted by: J (reply)
post date: 05.27.04 (7:21 am)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o m g. my fave part is where u see snoop dogg on the side lines all the sudden. LOL!
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 05.27.04 (7:28 am)
Reply to: dumblondegirl
well you don't have to ingest the chocolate rain, or would that be impossible to resist
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 05.27.04 (7:29 am)
Reply to: J
Yea, you need a pimp in these kind of situations, Snoop holds it down!
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 05.28.04 (11:45 am)
LOL This was colourful! Gotta love those soccer players!
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