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| Wrath of the Hamster |
| 05.28.04 (7:55 am) [edit] |
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Lucky me i have recalled a banished memory of the Tool Box i call Hamster Boy, who is no longer a co-worker of mine. His cantankerous ways and bludgeoning stupidity has never left me without confusion. His total lack of social skills and constant controlled panic (by controlled i mean he is in a panic, but its in his head and what is acted out is more like flaccid brilliance. ) is always good for a funny story, hence the infamous pseudonym. So i remember this one time Hamster boy was going to make a run to the deli for breakfast, being the cream pie mustache toting tool box that he is , he asked me if i wanted anything. "Sure Tool box, i'll take a plain bagel toasted with Lox spread".... "lox spread?"... " yes, lox spread" STOP. right there i should have known, right when he repeated to me what i had just said to him... i should have known that the confusion had set in and he was slowly morphing the words that i said into his own hamster dictation. "Lox spread, no problem be back in 10" Seems simple right??? WRONG, this is Hamster boy we are talking about, i don't even know how to portray the following events. Lets see... ok so he came back, hands me a bagel wrapped up... i opened it. "what the fuck is this?" Now here is where it gets tricky, i dunno what came out of his mouth first, Lock Nuts or walnut spread. you read correctly... this toolbox said " thats what you wanted right, the walnut spread?" i was like " walnut spread.. i didn't know there was such a thing, i said lox spread you pencil pusher" "oh i thought you said lock nuts." i almost fell down, i would have laughed, just because he said lock nuts.. but i couldnt conceive how he came up with lock nuts from Lox and then brings back the walnut spread. I threw the bagel out, and started plotting my revenge. That will be in my next post. :evil: :evil: :twisted:
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posted by: blondebondgirl (reply)
post date: 05.28.04 (11:42 am)
revenge, hmmmm...
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 05.28.04 (11:47 am)
Hahahah Tool Box. You called it.
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 05.28.04 (11:51 am)
Reply to: blondebondgirl
the revenge i got was soo immaturely fulfilling
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 05.28.04 (11:51 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
i call them how i see them lol
posted by: Saad (reply)
post date: 05.28.04 (12:34 pm)
Man, u gottan awesome blog!!
Keep it up!
and u look like to be a foot ball fan like me!!keep tht one upper!! lol
posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 05.28.04 (3:51 pm)
Okay I'm going to ask at the risk of sounding stupid: What is lox spread?!
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 05.28.04 (7:10 pm)
Reply to: Coldtones
I see I see. ;-)
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.03.04 (10:31 am)
Reply to: dumblondegirl
lox spread, its the nova scotia salmon spread... well not necessarily nova scotia
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 06.04.04 (11:59 am)
Mmmm... Lox. Now I'm hungry. I love the bagels they make at Einsteins with lox and cream cheese and capers... Mmmm...
What exactly qualifies a person for the title of "tool box"? Thats a new one for me.
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.07.04 (4:40 am)
Reply to: JennsAbsent
look at my archives for blogs about the hamster... you'll see
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