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| Tblog Renaissance |
| 06.17.04 (4:44 am) [edit] |
For me at least, i am going to have to stay out of T-Blurt for quite some time, for the most part... unless i see DBG in there. That place is driving me bonkers! I am gonna have to take it back to basics, just write my aimless rants and do my commenting... it will have to suffice.
I indeed came up with an appropriate nickname for my coworker, he will now be known as Shahman, which is a play on some old school ebonics; Shit Yea Man= (Shit+Yea=Shya) + (Shya+Man= Shyaman or Shahman!) SO Shahman drove me to the post office one day, cause i am licenseless for an undisclosed amount of time, he and i should apparently switch roles as he is not worthy of the precious new york state license. He is admittedly not too comfortable driving and i think his exact words were "in my country we never drive this fast because there are too many cars and people" well fuck me why don't you, have you ever driven with 2 feet, he does.. its like nothing i have ever seen. left foot on brake, right foot on gas.(note there is no clutch) and when he drives it looks like those saturday night live drivers.. you know how they pretend to be driving and have to like rotate the steering wheel constantly, though they are driving straight... yea thats him. We made a left out of the post office, i mean a sharp left, into oncoming traffic.. apparently he is like zoolander and can't turn left. so we are rocking the oncoming lane, being the cool cat i am i didn't say nothing nor flinch, i just was more curious to see if my life was going to end in this ridiculous fashion. After a loud honk he got us back in to our lane.. all i could do was let out that hysterical chuckle, kinda like dr. marvin in the movie What about Bob? So shahman proceeds to floor it and i just kinda start wondering what year they started using airbags... hmmm definitely not in 1978 when this buick was made! Fuckin A so i get back to the office, turns out another coworker has had a similar experience with shahman on the highway, he actually had to grab the wheel while shahman was driving... not cool at all, picture this in a funky accident "haha i haven't been driving for that long" Thanks for telling me numbnuts. Ass etch A etch!
Scuba where you been?
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posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (4:54 am)
fitting nickname, definitely a few notches up from ass etch a etch (etch-a-sketch anyone). earth to coldtones, tblurt's where you post so you can let people know: <
posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (4:55 am)
wtf? i wrote < < n.e.w. p.o.s.t. g.o. c.o.m.m.e.n.t. why is this thing so stupid?!
posted by: misskendy (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (8:01 am)
Glad you returned in one piece...I'd hate for you to go before I get to see ur abs!!!! :P
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (8:40 am)
Reply to: misskendy
get to see my abs????
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (8:40 am)
Reply to: rinna
i dont get it?
posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (8:59 am)
lol @ 'unless DBG is in there'
posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (8:59 am)
what did you do to lose your license? Or shouldn't I ask? ;)
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (10:17 am)
Reply to: dumblondegirl
You know it!!!
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (10:17 am)
Reply to: dumblondegirl
i drove with some alcohol in me veins :(
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (10:42 am)
Reply to: dumblondegirl
which is a prerequisite if i want to run for senate so, im on the right track
posted by: misskendy (reply)
post date: 06.17.04 (2:41 pm)
Reply to: Coldtones
ya ya ur six pac baby! LMAO! :D
posted by: J (reply)
post date: 06.21.04 (9:41 am)
wait..only if dbg is on? wow im so hurt
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.21.04 (9:42 am)
Reply to: J
i lied!
posted by: J (reply)
post date: 06.21.04 (9:49 am)
Reply to: Coldtones
now why would ya do a thing like that???? lol
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.21.04 (9:49 am)
Reply to: J
never again darlin!
posted by: Coldtones (reply)
post date: 06.21.04 (9:49 am)
Reply to: J
never again darlin!
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